who has two thumbs and a job interview tomorrow at 11? this guy
goddamnit honey your torso is MADE of ribs
“When you say “no,” and you mean “no,” and the other person, regardless of whether it’s in a situation where somebody wants to attack you or a situation where somebody wants to change your opinion…
When you say no, and the other person continues, you should think immediately — not “how do I make it nice, how do I make it better” — but immediately think why is this person trying to control me because “no” is a complete sentence.”
Oh Em Gee. I needed this today!
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alakazams really are so smart
look at this guy
he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this
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rydiahighwind asked: do you remember what day tomorrow is
the day i stab my foster father off a building
watch out pops i got some swording i’ve been hoarding
ALWAYS REBLOG
you know I never actually realized what it said on the box… I just always thought this had so many notes because that girl clearly doesn’t fit in that tiny box because she’s too big for it.
MILES JAI SCREECH
Baltimore Raven making a confetti angel after winning Super Bowl
here you go tia
yesss I’m so glad someone gif’d it
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just had to say “honeyyy, i’m in a sweatshirt, i don’t WANNA be in yaois…”
